Banter Bar.

thanks Ella46,nice to see ya. I'll have my usual.Cant stay long I have plans,but just had to show up! happy day!

Happy Birthday Envious, Pete said you were to have whatever you wanted to drink......all night!
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Figures I'd fly all the way over here on my birthday and the bar would be deserted!

Free juke-box tonight...catering for all tastes

New Menu also available....and I'm sure the food will be delicious...when I find a chef meanwhile nibbles are available behind the bar....

If someone would like to earn a few bob and work behind the bar ...until the football finishes.... I would be most grateful ...if not just leave the money in the honesty box...
Enjoy

I'll manage for now ...until a barmaid is found...Despite the mutterings I'm not past my Sel by date just yet!

Sel I think Pete would like to be up this early every day!

Ella my reputation precedes me. I didn't think Pete would be up this early, I thought he'd be resting after last night.

I must away now - I have things to do...

Oh Pete, you know you'll be sorry
You'll be too busy looking after all these laydees to enjoy your pint and when you nip down to the cellar for a quickie to change the barrel, they'll be helping themselves to the nuts!

Ella...As it's impossible for a laydee to be silent!!..... I'm buying you out! (on the strength of last night takings)

You are welcome to attend the laydee's night (Stripping firemen) which will be on every 3 weeks or more if the event proves popular

Bottoms up.

That's why we need a barman hunk to give Pete a hand (IYKWIM)

Ella I'm not so sure Pete is up to the job - I hope you have the controlling interest. He seemed to get awfully tired last night. May have stamina issues

Pete I think the 'barmaid' had better be a hunk with a six pack, you are going to need help!

ATTENTION LAYDEES!

I must make it clear that as Pete's sleeping 'silent partner', I will be popping in now and then, to keep my eye on things in the B Bar!

As for Pete's 'favours', please form an orderly queue, there's plenty to go round.................................... so he tells me

Bottoms Up!

nina when you've cleaned the tables...can you 'lock up' I've come over all tired..

Happy Hour!!...Me and a cold pint.....

....can you pull ..pints Sel....??

The Hostess role could be handy...after time!...

Oh Pete - I could be a hostess perhaps? Trouble is, all the customers seem to be other women

I need a BARMAID.......

I'm here...it's you lot that go missing......and leave Lisa out of it..

Never know where we are you Pete , you are up and down like a tarts drawers .

Fresh as espresso Sel.......

Ana it was Pete. I'm normally much more restrained He did persuade me to 'make myself at home' I just didn't realise how full his home was

Pete breakfast - a double espresso - are you worth it I'm wondering. You must be exhausted

Sel, you shouldn't have discarded your 'things' in the first place - you know what that leads to...

Nonu...............The Laydees Changing Room...I'll think you find!!