Lil's Bar 5

all!

Pogs...

Don't worry mate!
We brought your tankard...so if you are in need of a quick one Lil is out the back ....and then you can have a pint..

Pete

I can only hold 8 in me hand but count me in, with a double Bicardi please, going a bit steady tonight.

Ana

Would not have thought you knew anything about dogging.

Still Crufts again soon.

Cor Pete mate - Thought I'd lost you all again!
I came dahn earlier an' it were all shut up!

Like bein' frown aht yer 'ome like!

P

Proper bones Ana.....and a new set of unmarked cards!

Anyway, after all that excitement and exertion, not to mention the leek and potato soup, and the slight incident with the kitchen roll and a bottle of Flash, I'm pretty worn out, as you can no doubt imagine, so it's off to bed for me.

Good night all.

I hope they are bones, Pete, and not that nasty plastic rubbish!

If only all dirty dog problems could be solved that easily....

Pogs....A brand new crib board and a set of bones awaits.....

...must have been....

We got it clean in the end though by enticing it into the water with a stick.

That was a relief, I can tell you!

..Oh well...perhaps it was reluctant to get 'dirty' and that's why you had to lift it...

Yes, cocker-jump reluctance is a well-known problem in dogging circles...

It was indeed! The cocker wouldn't jump so I had to lift it. That was ok on the way there but of course on the way back it was plastered with mud.

...sounds like a hard task...

Well, I had to arrange everything as I was in charge of Bob's cocker and the other two.

...now there's a job....

PS And of course I made sure that there was someone to be on pussy watch.

Ooh er no, definitely not, I haven't been near any tweezers today, or yesterday for that matter.

I stayed at friends last night, totally Bona Fido !

Nellie!

Pete

Can I have that drink now. I thought it would be bang out of order for a newbie to make 1000 last night.

Hey Lil, Willy said can he come out of the ceelar yet the yeast is rising in the barrel and he is afraid it might explode.

No but but it might be Well'ard

phoenix! What have you been doing....?

(It's not Ethel's Little Willy, is it/he?)