Lil's Bar 5

Ana

Much too cold tonight Toto.....if you want to go see the dogging your on your own.....

Pint please Lil

Pete

Just passed Toto in the car park. He was having a good time.

So was Willy, glad Lil let him out of the cellar.

So Munich win tonight then.

Yes Pogs...Arse got spanked......

Toto is now asleep in front of the fire after coming in shaking all over

Poor little quivering wreck I should think, poor Toto. I think he heard the word Crufts mentioned and went looking for a girlfriend. He must have been very confused. .

He's still twitching now!!

Pete

Make sure you keep him warm, he is in shock.

I've put a tea towel over him Pogs......

Pete

Not Lils tea towel she puts over the pumps is it? No I won't go there about hairs.

Hair of the dog!

Pete

night night, had fun, again.

Good! Pogs

Right...another swift pint as I draft an advert for the Cruft's newspaper...............Unattached small dog owner seeks similar female, aged over 45.....must like long walks to the chippy,dogging and football. Apply to: Ex Lounge-Lizard, C/O Lil's Bar 5. Please do not apply if you have been 'knocked-back' by gramps in the past.

That should do it Lil..

Evening all, how's things?

Pint please Lil......

Yes more football tomorrow.... Oh well..another day, another match!
When is the 'Bingo Nite' ?

Is there any slot without football that Bingo Night could possibly slip into...?

Possibly a month next Tuesday? Oh no, that one's gone....

Let me check for you Ana..... I'll be a while

That's right Pete, pick on the infirm(!) those wot can't stand up for themselves!
(Even with Viagra!)
i'll get me own back you rascal - NO, don't stand into the wind when in distress!

Gramps........you're not standing into the wind in a dress are you??

Pint Lil....please

Any Monday in June looking good Ana.......

That soon...!

...give you time to choose which frock to wear....