Lil's Bar 5

No! The sailors arms.
May your anchor hold. Etc
Night all!

No stopping off at the Farmer's Arms....

The company's endearing
But I know I must be leaving
I'm tired and I'm going to my bed
Nice to know you, but I'm going
Goodnight to all. She said!

Must get that on the next jukebox...........Memo to Head Barmaid...!

Or 'always there. The theme tune for Howard's way.

Prefer Enya, Orinoco flow!

Ella, put Rod Stewart on for Galen.......

Don't you like football Ana

Not for me duckie, I'm strictly an oval ball person if we have to have games with balls?
Prefer sailing myself. Three sheets into the wind, that's me!

Pints only Galen...you know the rules....

You won't need a sign,*Pete*...

Where is the 'Do Not Disturb' sign for the games room.....(football is on!!) ..

Just a quickie please Pete! A half will do!

...what about a Pernod n Lime....

Ella is in charge.....so maybe it's 'all hands to the pump'...

Not sure Pete I might fancy something different for a change..........

So who's that with their hand on the pump?

Evening.....Scotch n Soda?
Few changes behind the bar.....(Well you had your chance)

Evening all, how's things?

Loads of logs there for you Ella ......Holding that chopper has taken it out of me...

Pint please ..barmaid...

Where is gramps....thought he would have been itching to see the new staff......

I've blue ones turquoise one and brown ones going spare!

Sorry to hear that, Ella. I'm sure it will be well looked after...

I don't know what you're thinking of Ana, but my crutch has to go back to the hospital

Have a look on e-bay - you might even get a BOGOF offer!

Perhaps you could get a crutch transplant? I'm sure there are plenty of little-used ones going cheap....