Lil's Bar 5

Don't we all! But that's not a chip. It's a whole tree trunk!

Well ! [blush) at Pete !!!

bugger

(whisper) Hello, can I come in....please? I promise I'll be good:-)

You're welcome Goose.... in fact you can buy a round of drinks....how's that....

Thank you Pete, you're soooo kind. A pint of sherry please, oh and whatever else everyone else wants (within reason of course). Where is everyone else?

On a tropical island......

Ah, everyone's gone to the Isle of Wight for the weekend?

Fantasy Island Goose....don't worry about it Sweet or dry sherry? (don't forget NO straws)

half sweet and half dry sherry please. Has someone oiled the hinges on the kitchen window? No probs, I've brought me own straw.

Everything in here is well oiled..
No Match of the day on telly, so I'm at a loose end tonight......Phoenix has tired me out, so maybe a lock-in is required...

that Phoenix bird is pretty firey stuff, so I hear. Right Pete, I'll just knock this back, then wander on down to the Farmers Arms...

OK Goose....watch Fred's goat....it starts acting up in the cold weather !

Can I borrow the cracked glass, with its very interesting smudges? I'll rinse it through and bring it back tomorrow night....where's Gramps? g'night Pete ....'I'm Burlington Bertie'......

Well, I never did, who is casting nasturtiums about me?

And I thought that goat had been barred.

Hello Ms phoenix - not so much nasturtiums as chrysanthememums..The goat was barred but I haven't been - yet ...just going though m'am...(cringe)

Not me phoenix ....a gentleman never tells

The old goat is barred ....are you on the run again tonight?.... [

Pint please Lil........

bloody 'ell, where's Lil hiding?

In the back room........

I'm gonna surrender to the Farmers Arms now, don't feel too welcome here:-( night all

I think it must have been an orgy, Goose

Ana...have you upset Goose......

Ohhh, an orgy? I'm always up for the odd village orgy..'specially on a Saturday night. Darts versus billiards