Lil's Bar 5

Bargin Booze Galen........and fetch me a six-pack will you...

Thought you had one of your own, Pete. At least that's what.......i0e9*&7*8=w3r= told me!

Get yr own, yow lazy lout
Am I 'ere tae run about
After loons like you?
Get yow out, or feel me shoe![angry{!

She was correct Ana....mind you I hid her specks so I could breathe out..

Right then you lot, to coin a phrase "The Milky Bars are on me!"

Pint of champagne in a straight glass, and who wants a cherry?

Ooh! Have we got cherries now? I'll have a pint of cherries, please, with a drizzle of champagne thanks!

Sorry Ana , they are not fresh cherries, just the ones that come in a jar!

Get Pete in here to open a bottle or two!

I love those bottled cherries!

Me too!

Many years ago when I worked behind a bar, I could really give those a bashing! I can almost taste/smell them now!

PS can also remember the dizzy heights as a young 'un supping a Babycham with one of those cherries on a stick resting in it!

Perhaps we ought to have a nostalgia evening at Lil's? Babycham and cherries, the crisps with the little blue twist of salt in them, we could even dress in the right clothes, play the right music etc.

What do you think?

...as long as there's no Watney's Red Barrel...

Yes, we'll have a stack of Party Sevens....

Can you knock a penny off each of my IOUs please Lil...

You might need some 'Cherry B's' as well........for the laydees

Large pint required Lil...........please!

Just finished looking after my 3yo grandson....we had a great time. Being the same mental age helps I think

, although not sure what constitutes a "large" pint!

....one that keeps on filling itself!

Drinks all round!!
Oh...only me here...I'll treat myself to a pint then Lil...please!

TFI Friday tomorrow........Ing-er-land on the telly

Where's gramps ?

I'm depressed. Pint of the usual please!

GIN will only make you more depressed....snap out of it woman....

Did you say 'one for yourself'...

Why not! It's only (imaginary) money.

I DO NOT DRINK GIN!
VODKA please!

VODKA is it then...(imaginary)

Luckily, this beer in front of me is real..

I really do think that Galen deserves a drink tonight.

Extra large Champagne please Pete and whatever anyone else might like.

(Might even run to scratchings & nuts all round!)

Oh! Do we run to champagne cocktails?
Champagne, brandy, Cointreau!
My favourite anti depressant.!
I shall have one tomorrow when I've got a 1/4 bottle of champagne!