Here we are Gramps!!...
Where? Did he leave an IOU? His name isn't on the "Wanted..Players" list in the snug/games room?? 
gramps was about earlier....
Right! that's the changing room sorted out!
Now all I require is five 'players'.. 
Ella don't you know anything about football.....its a wet sponge not a towel .....you can cut the oranges up for half-time....and run the bath in case anyone gets sent off and needs "an early bath" Ana ...can you play in goal..?
I'd better sit with you, Ella. You may well need reviving yourself after watching that lot working up a sweat....
ok, I'll stick to sitting on the bench with a wet towel to revive anyone who needs it.
Typical.....Yes Ella but I plan to play two up front...can you manage that....
That's that then!!! Just missed out on the United job 
Lil....what about a mixed 5-a-side team? I'll manage and train the team.....we could share the 'masseur' role depending on who needs a rub down
No beer for me Lil..thanks anyway...
I'm off to Old Trafford ....there's a job going..need to get my CV in ...
Ole Rosie....ole girl. Steal away now...steal away. 
Yes! You set em up! I'll do my best to keep up.....
Exactly.....whats not to like!!! another scumpy coming up
They are all pissed merry in the games room....after the cider you might want to join them...
Well....if home made cider and other attractions don't do it for you........
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