Lil's Bar 4

Madame would love one, however she is unable to stay on this occasion, as she has a prior engagement, so would politely request that it be noted that she has "one in" for when she is able to extend her visit and partake of a beverage.

One thanks one.

Did Madam require a drink?

Well well well, Pete , who's a stroppy boy then!

...dont think the beams will take the swings anyway with the size of the lard ars some of your regulars

Pint Lil please and NO I'm not telling them about your plans for a 'swingers night'.......Your Bar..Your Rules

Oh dear! They can make you sterile and I didn't think that anything sterile was allowed in Lils

phoenix! He's gone all stroppy and uncontrollable! I blame those pics of Dr Life - bet Pete's been at the steroids again....

of ov have been! Oh buy by the way...shove your naughty step and the cleaning.!!
And the next time you request a Large Scotch and Soda easy on the ice, that will be with a please...pretty please Your call

Ana, do you mean Petes little grammatical/spelling fox pass? (sic) Unfortunately this is not the first time that this has happened!

He has been so much better lately, with his "you're" in comparison with/to "your" that I was almost tempted to give him a gold star and a big red tick, and serious consideration was given to allowing him to hand out the pencils, or even being in the running for the elevated position of Milk Monitor.

However all of this is now under review. I've got to pop downstairs, as Mr P may have whim that needs pandering to, so if you could make sure that Pete spends the alloted amount of time on the naughty step, it would be appreciated.

Alternatively, he could buy everyone a very large drink and sign a statement promising to do the after hours cleaning for a month.

Your call.

I missed that!

"OF" Pete "OF" !!! As in your post of 19.35! I expect better of you!

phoenix yes a very expensive piece of kit called a pile driver!

No, not your right arm, Pete - crossed posts!

Over-muscled, phoenix? Over-wrinkled and over-veiny as well....[yuk]

My right arm is well muscled....make your own jokes up

Galen...if you had pushed the back door, this morning, you would of been in.....

My thoughts exactly Pete! I've never been a fan of over muscled chaps.

So Galen you are an expert on piles, might come in handy! (I take it you have your own equipment?)

No you weren't! I looked. The curtains were closed but through a chink ( as per midsummer s night dream) I could see fag ends and a pile of unmentionables.
Believe me! I'm an expert on piles and these were ------

phoenix He looks like a pillock.....
Pint please Lil {hmm]

Evening chaps, what do you think of this?

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We were open at 5am

Wot, not open yet? In my youth, pubs in the Black Country opened at 5am!
To cater for the foundry workers coming off night shift!

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Nite Pogs