Lil's Bar 4

Pete You can't have a crisp butty..............if you remember, that pesky Toto demolished the crisps and nuts and Lil's got no credit left at the cash and carry.
I don't think you should give Toto any pie either.....he was very friendly with that donkey up the road before it disappeared

Ta Galen but would prefer a crisp butty (any flavour)

My good man, you must feed yourself you know, here do have some of this caviar and I have some pâté de foi if you would like a little morsel?

Ana there were four and twenty blackbirds.......well you know the rest and the outcome is Im starvin..

I'm a bit worried about those birds in the oven. I hope it isn't a euphemism...*Lil*, are you there??? Anyone else missing?

The birds in the oven,spuds are peeled and the veg is prepared. Time to stop swinging the lead and shift your ar self into gear, enough is enough!

Come on Toto we're off......NO not to see the Wizard....just a stroll through the woods...

Best of luck with that phoenix you know where the kitchen is! In fact while your there a ham butty would be nice...........and a meat pie for Toto...

Horlicks and brandy, please. (seriously, it's lovely, but must be proper Horlicks, not that instant just add boiling water stuff)

Time for a nightcap first!
IOU going in the box.....

Me too, bed I mean, not walked miles. God I hate this feeling.

Bed! as he is shattered....walked miles today...

Oh hell, must have missed that.

So where's Toto off to then?

P she had a mishap with a ladder...........try and keep up

Right Toto, bedtime as you are shattered and I've come over all tired!

Leaving aside the your/you're thing for now, why does Lil need a hot water bottle?

Was wit the word you were really looking for Ana..

Oh, you're such a wit, Pete!

Oi confused of Devon! Lil's hot water bottle was taken to her despite the your/you're carry on

Well get them in Ana and the feeling will pass, as it will be a new experience for you

'deja vu'

Feeling a bit 'deja vue' here....

What?

She still got her hot water bottle Miss

Evening all, feeling a bit "Colin Baker, News at Ten"

By the way Pete, you cocked up the "your" up there^