Lil's Bar 4

...fair warning, Pete...the suction on the turbo-charged wotsit is to be avoided at all costs.

It's in the rules of Gransnet that members are not allowed to lift a duster too often, or they get dizzy!

...so that's why Pete and Gramps spend so much time in a swoon under the snooker table.

Hey Ana, I've got the new 'Animal' on charge, we could have a "suction off"

Had to be careful there..........

Ooh, Ella! Sounds like fun...

Besom..."suction off"... could be worth missing the football for...

(Yes, I think what you were thinking could be rather dangerous....)

Thinking I'll stick to the football then Ana

POGS,
Please
organise
guest
sing-song!

You are very welcome to join our "select"band of inebriates! But be warned, not all is as it seems - ESPECIALLY the DRINKS!! Imbibe with caution.
(and there is usually a "Gentleman to see you "safely" home. - but whose??!)

I'm only jealous!!!

POGS are you any good at snooker?
Pint please Lil

I am feeling very Colin Baker, News at Ten tonight. Get me large something.

Please. (nearly forgot my manners there.)

I'd like a large glass of Malbec, some stuffed olives and a menthol cigarette please.............................

Ok..................I'll settle for a cheeky Vimto and a pickled egg.

No Vimto, Ella, not stocked it since 1967. Try some of gramps's home-brewed ginger beer - it's a bit cloudy, but he says it's OK

Dr Who presenting News at Ten - whatever next phoenix?

Lashings of ginger beer? Colin Baker?
Roll on Match of the Day...

Is that Gin and Vimto Ella....just been out for a bottle for you!!

Plebs! "Cheeky Vimto" is a cocktail, nothing to do with the fruity drink! Charlotte Church drinks it, allegedly.

Have none of you ever seen the famous footage of Colin Baker to camera outside either the Houses of Parliament or No.10 when he thought they'd cut but hadn't?

Charlotte Church not seen in here since we last ran out of Vimto......

Pint for me and a 'Cheeky Colin' for phoenix please..Lil

Do you mean Richard Baker, phoenix?

Ohhh NURSE ................my head hurts

Thanks for the bottle Pete but I'll just stick to a very large G&T and a bag of chips..........it's all getting a bit

Let's get the logs on the fire and see if we can roast some chestnuts................anyone?

Any nuts at all??

Well, that's got rid of Pete for a bit - the nearest chippy's half an hour's walk away! Shall we watch that 'Firemen's Hoses' DVD again, Ella?

There you go Ella...one bag of chips......enjoy the DVD!!

tidy up after you...

Aww...thanks Pete, nice and soggy.................right Ana let's get those firemen on the big screen asap!

Bet soop would enjoy this , she likes a well turned ....erm.....ankle!