Was bringing bacon sandwiches this morning but stuck in traffic for an hour on the A64 due to an accident They are cold now so the dog has got them. It will have to be chocolate and mince pies. Sorry folks.
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I much prefer it to sloes.
S'cuse me, but that slug must've come in with somethin else. We are most particular when making sloe gin or plum brandy. 


