Pete , as you are no doubt aware I am currently unemployed resting between jobs. However, much as I appreciate your kind offer to get me back into the workplace (as the MP's put it) I feel that I must turn down your kind (!) offer.
(Mutter mutter, I don't know, one minute doing powerpoint presentations at HOD and Director level to British Gas, Camelot,The National Lottery, William Hill and Nuffield, then being offered a job brandishing a mop whilst in charge of a deep fat fryer, what's it all coming too? Mutter mutter shuffle)