Lil's Bar 3

She left me in charge of them! Did you want something from down there?
I've got a torch

Where are the cellar keys Ana .....

Lil...put it back in the bottle...

Its ok.....you forgot to turn it on....

Here...Scotch n Soda.....calm down......

....tuck em up then....have you left the chips on???....

No, sorry Pete the sleeves are dangling, Elf & Safety wouldn't approve.

You look wonderful !! It takes my breath away...........did you put vinegar on the chips?...

Phoenix as you can 'multi-task' can you do a chip butty as you try it on...

But is it my size?

No that' s the one 'Fifi' left behind... this one is much better....

Hmmm, I bet it's bloody polyester and has scratchy labels!

No idea.....do you want to try on the 'uniform'....

Now why am I getting a picture of a sort of guillotine type thing?

You get to keep the tips.....

Pete , as you are no doubt aware I am currently unemployed resting between jobs. However, much as I appreciate your kind offer to get me back into the workplace (as the MP's put it) I feel that I must turn down your kind (!) offer.

(Mutter mutter, I don't know, one minute doing powerpoint presentations at HOD and Director level to British Gas, Camelot,The National Lottery, William Hill and Nuffield, then being offered a job brandishing a mop whilst in charge of a deep fat fryer, what's it all coming too? Mutter mutter shuffle)

Are you interested phoenix ?
You can have a weeks trial....

You do push your luck, don't you!

Head Barmaid required...(Lil's isn't PC)
Free uniform...and 'perks'
Little bit of dusting involved.
Must be broad minded....and able to cook chips an advantage.

Cleaner required..apply Lil's Bar.
Free uniform...and 'perks'.

Ana COME BACK! I'm sure that between us we can initiate Pete into the correct use for a J Cloth and a can of Pledge! We could have him house trained in no time!

(Although teaching the difference between the laundry basket and the floor has proved difficult, even with pupils of reasonable functionality)

Don't go Ana, I was just having a 'moment'! It wouldn't be the same in here without you

Anyway, you've got the cellar keys

Large one for Ana

Why? I just thought perhaps you didn't realise how useful the search box can be - blimey, I think I'll make myself scarce, what with Ella resenting my insinuations, Pete treating me like a skivvy and my helpful hints being misconstrued!