Lil's Bar 2

...leg up to the bar (stool)... (for Lisa)

No, he's always like that!

I say chaps, Pete's a bit ........... tonight, isn't he? Has he been at the Sanatogen Tonic wine or has he been snorting the Bob Martins again?

Ella I would have given Lisa a leg over the bar

Wouldn't the cat cause a bit of bother nellie ?...

Oh, there you are Nellie, I thought I could smell the sea! Have you brought us some cockles?

Lisa did pop in Pete, but she went off in a huff when I started singing Bridgit the Midgit!
Well..... she couldn't see over the bar!

Well at least he is in fashion ..just like the latest onesy...do your ones have like a little cat flap in the rear..

Gramps.... BOGOF longjohns at the Army n Navy stores!! I've left you three pairs behind the bar mate.

Large one for Ella.... as usual and a pint for me Ana ...No more 'Wishful Thinking' though, it gets me giddy did Lisa pop in before?

Get them in Pete, it sounds like we could all do with a large one! It's still 'Happy hour^

Pool table's free if anyone fancies a go.

Yeah...lets just leave it as it is...strange noises you say Ana thought you had fell asleep down the cellar that night

I don't know what you mean, Pete! I have never ventured beyond those heavy baize (what on earth is that?) curtains, so I cannot say what goes on in there - although I have heard strange noises.....

Well Ana can close the curtains then....

Lil told me that the room next to the 'games room' was strictly for private parties!

...I'm sure Ana could run both bars.....

Large G&T celeb

Phoenix ....the 'Games Room' is used for games (as you correctly point out) but the empty room next door could be used as ...whatever you like, if you want a cocktail bar in there..feel free..

Yes, phoenix - that was the reason he backtracked....

Totally bona fido celeb to paraphrase Victoria Wood.

Pete I thought the backroom was already used for various games? Of course I could be wrong.............

oh dear fancy gin and tonic we off to visit friends for chinese hope I can not cough too much been stuck in since Monday!!

taking wine with us medicinal reasons of course

We could turn the back room into a cocktail bar.....but then again

I'm glad this isn't a cocktail bar!

Just imagine the commotion if I suddenly fancied "Sex On The Beach"

And "A Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against The Wall" would be enough to make Gramps have one of his turns.

And that would never do.

Someone might have to give him that artificial perspiration to bring him round.

Slow and Easy please Ella