Lil's Bar

ella you're not johnny Ball are you

Perhaps we could form our own formation dance team from lils

Possibly a rose between the teeth and a Tango..

I think that he's better equipped for the fandango

Wonder if pete likes a bit of ballroom....

Excuse me but I won't be pulling anything!!
I think soop is just using me as a red herring to distract us away from herself and gramps and I resent all these nasturtiums!

I shall be absenting myself from this den this weekend as I am appearing on "Strictly" on Saturday night and I need to practise the splits!

Nice one nellie
Another pint lil please.....

Perhaps a good tune is played on a second fiddle soop
Nah you 're alrite thanks pete,I am going to bring my toy boy with me,....

Nellie's not going to like playing second fiddle, Pete...better watch out. A woman scorned and all that!

Best of luck with that gramps !
Ella please take no notice of 'certain people' and we can carry on getting/ remaining fit together...its so much better with two
nellie I have a full and complete exercise routine and if ella pulls something your more than welcome to join me for a workout

gramps you have a way with words. As for entering your darkroom...have I mentioned that I'm scotophobic? Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. There's safety in numbers...we laydees must stick together in the snug.

I shall make myself the official photogapher for taking photos of the excercises in Ella's jim er. Gim. Er , no, Gym
Anybody lend me a camera?
I'd like to entice, er, invite, soop into my darkroom, but she gave the answer in the negative! She thought something might develop!

...wanna bet!

Oh dear please tell me petes exercise routine isn't horizontal jogging

Ella remember please, that we nosy laydees are here when you wish to divulge a few secrets of a sensitive nature. Pete and gramps and Old john [where's he, by the way?] have been up to a lot of nudge-nudge wink-winking since you've started your exercise routine. Rumour has it that you are the lads' latest pin-up girl. Meet you for a nice cup of coffee and you can spill the beans...

pete what's happened to Lils benefit night or did you mean you wanted to be friends with benefits

Brand new tankard waiting for you behind the bar gramps
Your new laydees will be back when they're thirsty and realize your not only 'armless but legless half the time!!
I'm off to try a little gentle exercise.....

I can't find my tankard. Where's me beer Pete?
I think I frighted off Phoenix and that other gel, Ladymo! I'm 'armless really. The spirit's willing - but the flesh is weak!
It's a good reputation goes before me!

Always try to oblige

Hi Nell. Yes. It's a well known saying, although it's not used so much now - the youngsters have a different lingo. When we were young our parents used to talk in"back slang" if they were talking and keeping us out of it!

Watch out Ana, he's coming after you now! I could have worded that better, but maybe not!

ella
I'm giving up on Lil's benefit night...think the only thing she would benefit from is a bus full of sailors turning up.
More beer for gramps please nell and a round for the laydees, large one for ana

Serves you right for casting nasturtiums on me, Ella!

Oh I thought you were a gentleman Pete!