Lil's Bar

soop Have a lovely time xx

nellie I've got some rubber gloves you can have, they are well worn nearly new, but I've run them under the tap so they'll be ok!

ella are they the ones that I caught pete blowing up like cows udders the other day

Hi Merlotgran,
I've told Pete before about the dangers of putting noxious substances in drink bottles, and not labelling bottles that are used for other liquids!

It's highly dangerous to NOT label bottles used for chemical substances!

After inhaling the fumes gramps he probably couldn't write.

Fumes are nowt to do with me meriotgran....I always leave the window open and give it a good go of air freshener..
Hi back to nell's toyboy..take it easy mate!
Ella I've not been getting much exercise for the last few days and I'm becoming a little stiff.......fancy a workout?
More beer Lil please....

Would that be a midget corpse, Pete?

Away to my bed and book shortly, best wishes to all.

Pete After my stint on "Strictly" last weekend, I can't manage a strenuous workout.
I got stuck in the splits for over ten minutes as no one could lift me and the hoist was broken, and then I had a dizzy spell when Brucie lifted me onto his shoulders, and my spandex got caught on his moustache!

Anyway, I've been to the chiro and now I'm resting with my ankles round my neck, just to loosen me up.

See you later for a quick one (G&T please)

I thought you said you'd been to the choir, Ella (polishing specs) That sweet little Gareth Malone could use his talents here. I'm sure Lil's Lot could do a rousing rendition of 'Show Me The Way To Go Home' at the Albert Hall.

phoenix

Ella Thats a great way to loosen yourself up...you have a much needed rest
Would that be a large quick one later...

I take it that you are just "hanging around" Ella? How did you getn into that position in the first place - has Pete been up to his party tricks again?

He is a real "con man". He convinces people to do something daft for a Charity do, Then takes photos of them and sells the negatives to them at an exhorbitant price, two thirds going to a named Charity, the rest to Pete's Favourite Charity - Nell's Bar!!

'Es ok though!! Nicer bloke you could never find!

Sorry, should be , Lil's Bar. I keep getting confused!

Don't worry gramps you are not alone!

Pete Is there any other kind?

No Ella

Gramps let me fill your tankard...and no more talk about a 'swift half'...get it down your Gregory Peck!!

I'm off home to rest my ankles somewhere.... G'nite all.

Nell & her toyboy...Gramps & Lil....Mr & Mrs Soop, all very cosy...Oh well back to my half full/ half empty pint of Ample and contemplate a 'meal 4 one' for me supper.....

Never mind, Pete, I'm sure Ella will soon be in a position to resume her rightful place at your side - just make sure she doesn't get the barstool with the wonky leg again!

Wonky-legged barstool now repaired, I think Ella damaged it with all that 'Foxtrottin' about last week.
Maybe you could join me for a quick one later Ana ....drink not a foxtrot

Well, I'm not so sure about a quick one, Pete - these days I find what used to be quick is now slow - perhaps that's where Ella went wrong on 'Strictly'.....

I understand Ana....slow one it is then. You take your time, I'll go at my own pace with the 'Ample'
I need to ask Ella about Bruce's tash...surely thats not false as well !..

Have I missed something while asleep? Every one seems to be knackered!

Has Lil let you out gramps?....about time!

Lil said they have been having a tiddlywinks tournament pete ...perhaps we should start our own strictly...I would imagine you to be tall,well muscled,silver of hair,slim and lithe of hip....therefore you could do the silverfoxtrot ..who would you choose to partner you...and why
gramps lil said you would be magnificent in the flamenco,it's the way you rattle your castanets In time with her teeth....

Hello, nellie - long time no see! I think that close encounter with Brucie's 'tache has gone to Ella's head....she doesn't frequent Lil's bar half as much as she used to - and the profits are up as a result!