How to catch a wild salmon

Wouldn't the bear eat it?

Why, Bags?

I'm sure we could come up with some solution to that little problem Anagram.

You'd have to train it not to eat it. Rather you than me, Bags!

Wouldn't it be easier to go to the fishmonger?

Extract the grizzly's teeth first.

That's cruel! Almost as bad as roasting donald's rear?

Could the grizzly manage a rod? If it had help tying the flies?

Well, there was talk of poaching salmon elsewhere and I thought hey grizzlies are good at poaching catching salmon if I could just find a tame one then what

and then what is see what GN comes up with

[sillyoutburstemoticon]

(prefer it smoked anyway)

And there was us thinking you were serious, Bags!

Do they have them in Scotland? Grizzlies not salmon. I prefer mine smoked as well with capers!

Me! Serious! As IF....

The salmon that is

Oh jeni I love capers but I've not had them with s/salmon, must try that.

I prefer mine poached. Not grizzlies....

if you just play it some gentle music it will calm down, not be so wild and then you can persuade it into a large net. Simples!

nanaej is that the salmon or the bear in the net?

The salmon is in the net but you might get the bear to hold the net for you if you are lucky

YESS! nanaej's got the right idea!

Caper berries are even nicer than capers with smoked salmon.

Does it have to be a grizzly bear? Couldn't it be a brown bear?