Olympic Games: What is your ideal opening ceremony?

Start with empty arena. Get Duke of Cambridge to helicopter in commandos to run around holding coloured smoke flares. As smoke clears, talbleau is revealed of Britain old and new (details as required)

Morris dancers, Welsh choir singing Cwm Rhondda, Irish dancers, finale of pipe band to march everyone out (suggestions for tunes?).

Something that costs a bit less than £23 million would be good.

Oooohhhh did someone say commandos.....swoon emoticon..

nellie! Control yourself.....

Am now controlled .....

if you are having commandos can I have some firefighters too??

Yes nanaej I am not a greedy Nellie I will share with you....but bags I first pick

Why is Nellie going commando?

Hasn't she seen the knicker thread?

It's too cold Nellie!

Watchit! This is an Olympic opening ceremony, not a porn show....or is it?

thanks nellie

Haha have just come off the knicker thread after posting that I have gone commando am fed up with ferreting around hoiking them up,it's almost as bad as a man with his hand in his trousers rearranging his furniture..
annobel

nellie Yet again, you have made me laugh out loud. 'Furniture' indeed!