ET & RB

...and I'll have you know I have plenty of room for that pesky asp.

when If you're producing, please be away that RB and I will need soft focus and careful camera angles.

I think so, darling, mwah mwah!

jeni Mwah, mwah it is then! I think we'll make a rather fetching pair......

Camel movements is sexy?

Mind you something to be proud of given our age

We should all audition for Britains got Talent at least it would be more entertaining
Mamie I think I could be very good at camel movements I did go to horse riding lessons when I was 10 (memories of a distant past)

I didn't do the dog thing, and unfortunately Mr Producer had a dicky ticker - how was I to know?

See what I mean! That woman is a born killer!

when how come you go from disaster to disaster First an attempt to incinerate a poor defenceless dog now you have actually managed to s....g someone to death

....(on the phone to A and E) ...loud shrieks.....

What do you mean, he's DEAD!?
Have you tried CPR?
Can you check in his pocket to see if there's a contract - he wants me to sign it now.
Yes, I do mean right now!
Did he say anything? Did he say when is my muse - she must have the best part?

...slams phone down..... oh, f**k off, then - I'll find another producer

Well maybe a bit more complicated than that. There seem to be three movements; the shiver or shimmy; hip hits; and undulations which are meant to represent the movement of riding a camel.
Are you with me so far?

Of course you can. Just practise the belly wobble for now and it will all be alright on the night.
I think the dance can be much more free-form than the can-can.

Can I be a belly dancer? I've got the red sequined bra and wrap around skirt that shimmies when you shake your hips !!! I've only worn it once so it's in good condition

mamie he's only a little asp sort of terrier sized

And the rest of her?

Have a look here:
www.barnorama.com/women-who-played-cleopatra/
.....Anyone fancy looking like one of these instead?

Blimey you must have a well paid part then when well done

I think we will need a team for costumes. Whoever makes Cleo's costume will need to make sure that she can fit her asp into it.

,,,,,(closes audition room door).....er...could someone get an ambulance, please? I think Mr Producer has just had a heart attack! those springs in that couch have seen better days

Mmwah! We'll make lovely pair!

well it's jeni as far as I am aware

Can we keep that dog out of this and get to the story?

white - To be cleo I'd have to be v. v. squiffy - Mmmmm - sounding good! .......but it depends who RB is!

How did she get back into the country without detection?

Where's the storyline?

She's probably still concocting an alibi for harming Donald!