Male nudity

I'm going to stand in the naughty corner...where I belong.

I am feeling ashamed. Shouldn't have written anything so rude. Apologies to GN.

Too late Super we've all seen it.... SHOCKING!!!

supernana they haven't deleted the dangly bits

Why?

Geraldine Gransnet PLEASE delete my last post. Many thankyous.

But isn't wearing trousers/jeans half way down your backside absolutely on trend number ?

Oh number that reminds me of when I worked on building sites and the guys always had their trousers at half mast,that was before we all went PC and where allowed to comment on the amount of flesh visable,would be locked up now,but it was all in good fun at the time.

Wouldn't say no to a view of Monty Halls's untidy, dangly bits...purely in the line of research...

Oh! What a pity. My imagination was running riot.
Men are funny about nudity. They always used to turn their backs to me when getting undressed for an examination. As though that made the untidy dangly bits invisible!

Monty D definitely the thinking/gardening woman's totty. Very good at wearing clothes. Natural casual chic, wrote big.
Yes Jeni it was a sight. Not built like the typical man in a yoga book. You know those skinny, tanned chaps who can do all the advanced postures. And like showing them off. He'd make two of one of them.
Chiro is male. Needs to be very strong.

Glammanana, he wears them so instead of being around his waist, they`re halfway down his backside, a most unattractive trait!

Oh!

Monty Don - gardening; Monty Halls (very dishy) nature programmes, currently masquerading as a fisherman in order to try to highlight the problems suffered by our fishing communities.

Who is Monty?the only one I know is a film title and they certainly don't wear baggy cords!

Yes, gracesmum, with you all the way. I must have a predilection for men called Monty - see my thread on Monty Halls.

Gracesmum yes, he looks like he is the sort of man to take care of you no matter what happens, with those big,strong hands!!

By the way, is the chiropractor female? And is this how she has taught him to perform?

jessM the mental picture you evoked had me doubled over with laughter

gracesmum YES!

The trouble with naked men is that they look so comic I cannot help but laugh.

I quite like looking at DH's naked body. It is in the style of a prop forward rather than a male model, I hasten to add. Bit surprised though to walk into the bedroom the other morning and find him doing nude yoga! Chiropractor apparently having an influence at last.
(this is a huge breach of confidentiality isn't it. But on this occasion I can't resist)

number is he wearing them short at the ankle or short at the waist ? mr glamma has been known to wear tracksuit bottoms short in the leg around the house using the excuss that he is de-stressing,its because he is to lazy to go and buy something new that fits.

When it comes to the clothed variety - does anybody else go weak at the knees at Monty Don is his baggy cords? It's enough to make a girl take up gardening. He can prick out my petunias any day

Am I alone in having a man who insists on wearing his trousers at half mast, therefore revealing more than is required, as well as having enough trouser material hanging to fit someone else in?!! I sometimes think that nude might just be the better option!