Sex

Don't know about Tunisia but we are going to Madeira for our 40th in a couple of months - maybe if we can get over our current aches and pains and there's no TV we might............... then again, we probably won't!

Jangly you could make me paranoid

Quite right too.

Feeling hurt and rejected.... ouch i just tripped over my lip

Oh, I'm all confused! I've never really fancied Tunisia anyway. Why, though is helshea feeling paranoid, hurt and rejected?

greenmossgiel becausejangly keeps picking on me ..... just a little lighthearted banter

Oh! She's a meanie!

and now she has gone off to eat cake and not offered me any.... she shows no remorse

Old Geezer, I haven't heard that term since I was last in England. I like them all Old Git, Old Grumpy, Old Grumbles, Old Geezer, does sound like they all apply to men though. It certainly doesn't apply to us, as you never see us acting old or geezerish, grumpy and we never ever grumble!

Yep! Faye I am not at all Grumpy !!!!!......and that is saying something being married to ''Victor Meldrew'' !!!!!

OG = Old Git, a baggy term, I believe. Numberplease, stay away from Tunisia, you already know it's bad for you. Helshea, take no notice of jangly, we love you. Greenmoss in order not to get confused in future stay away from any posting by jangly and thank your lucky stars that Mr. G hasn't been to Tunisia. There's many a Gransnetter feeling I'm sure.

We all came to the conclusion on another thread that Old Git was a better description of our other half

Could it be: old gelding as I'm sure most of them have had 'the snip'....... tee hee!

OGM

Nope ....mine was too ...............so he had me ''seen to'' instead !!!

My ex OG wanted a fourth child, I said fine, if you have it. He went and had the snip instead!

I tried for ages to ignore this 'naughty thread', but now want to bring you back to the original question ; too old is when the hips give out sadly

EM I'm with you.. it's much better when you live alone and have "visits". When I was married I think sex was spoiled by underlying resentments and suppressed anger, now there are no strings and sex is the best ever. Also I have no hang-ups about my body because I don't really care what he thinks(although he is very kind!) We are good friends and it works for us!

I feel the envy of lots of us for nanachrissy

oh dear! New gran-to-be/gransnet member here, picking up on the most interesting-looking topic.
I remember sex - I think. Now it all seems to be self-administered - and I can't even be bothered with that half the time! (Although I have to say, it's more worth while).
I/we thought that the little blue pills would do the trick. They work - he don't.
This is not how I thought it would be at 57.

Welcome fatfairy - you certainly picked a good thread to start with didn't you!

Hello fatfairy, why don't you give him a little blue pill and a sleeping pill at the same time, and then when both have started working... you could bounce up and down a lot and enjoy yourself in peace!!!

Well, there's a novel approach!
He says he's still interested, but can clearly live happily without sex. And he used to be so horny!
I miss wanting sex as much as the actual sex itself. But then, I've always been contrary.