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On honeymoon in Turkey 23 years ago, we both got food poisoning. Unfortunately the en-suite had a glass door into the bedroom!

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Fortunately we have had no real shockers like the above but there are a couple of things:-

When in Spain we did a coach day trip to Gibraltar. As we were driving out of the coach park on to the carriageway, which was taking a long time due to traffic jams, there was a loud bang and the bus shook as if we had crashed into something. Needless to say we caused even more traffic jams. After much yabbering on the phone by our driver and various others they managed to get the coach back off the road and we were marched together to semi shade under a few little trees and two seats between about 40 of us. It was a blistering hot day. We were told very little initially but eventually were told it would be several hours to get any other transport here to pick us up...not great.

Another time while waiting for a connecting flight home in Paris there was a delay so we decided to browse round the duty free to kill time. We must have enjoyed this shop a little too much as loaded with goods and just about to be served I glanced at my watch and realised that the time had passed the renewed boarding time. Now the prospect of missing this flight after a long journey and wait did not thrill. We must have looked like bank robbers, after expletives, as all shopping baskets were dropped where they were and we ran, fortunately not chased, to the boarding area. Fortunately we were met by smiling airport staff apologising for the further delay and we were not the last there...phew!

As we were flying at 6pm I went to work in the morning finished at 1 in time for my waxing apt only to find the lady was ill with chicken pox! Had to make hasty alternative arrangements. Ever the trooper got home decided not to have anything to eat as would be having a meal on the plane got to the airport to be told flight time had changed to 7.30 ok checked in went for coffee glanced at info board flight was delayed to 9.30 this increase by 30 mins at regular intervals. By 10pm decided we needed to eat as restaurant closed at 10.30. Eventually at 11 pm someone from the airline appeared with vouchers alas there was only 1 coffee bar open! We eventually boarded at 3am arrived at hotel at 6.30 am and went straight to sleep. When we awoke and explored we found hotel was on a triangular plot so pool area was always in the shade we started each day with a lengthy trek to the beach! Worst holiday ever incidentally have never used this tour company again

My holiday disaster - although it turned out not to be such a disaster in the end - was on holiday to Kenya. Our 1st night was spent at the famous Treetops - and after unpacking, we all rushed out with our cameras to film the elephants coming to drink. Woe woe woe - my camera shutter completely stuck! I am talking pre digital cameras here. I put a new battery in but it still didn't work. I was heartbroken - to think of 3 weeks on safari in Kenya without being able to take any photos. And, because it was a safari holiday, there were no shops where I could buy another camera - none on sale even in the hotel shops! But my saviour was my friend's husband - who is a keen photographer and had more than one camera with him. He lent me one of his very expensive/precious cameras for the whole holiday. I was paranoid that I would damage it but this had a wonderful outcome. I had the most beautiful photos I have ever taken on a holiday - thanks to him. Since then, I have always tried to have 2 cameras with me - even if one is a very cheap one.

48 years ago, camping trip in Kenya. We drove from Nairobi north to the Samburu reserve, where we had to drive through a river - after all, I had a watertight VW Beetle. After we pitched the tent and lit a fire to deter nosy wildlife, fiancé began to feel unwell. He was clearly feverish and sweating profusely but shivering. I asked if he had been taking his anti-malarial tablets. I might have known he hadn't. After a very fraught night, during which there was a thunderstorm and the river rose, I took the tent down and found a massive scorpion under where I'd been sleeping! He summoned up the strength to drop a rock on it. Then I had to drive my precious Beetle through the river which was much deeper than the previous day. We reached the opposite bank and waved goodbye to the elephants which were bathing downstream. Five hours later we reached a doctor in Nairobi who confirmed my diagnosis.

Getting on the wrong plane and going to the wrong destination they realised I was on the wrong plane So I quickly got on the correct plane and then the flight was disrupted because of technical reasons so I couldn't go out to Portugal until the next day so I lost a day when I did go to Portugal I had rising damp in my hotel room and I got stuck in the hotels lift for an hour and I'm claustrophobic as well and at the end of the holiday I got food poisoning

coming home from Barbados our taxi broke down, then our plane was delayed & we were told we would be put up in an hotel in New York and have a guided tour the next day before flying home 24 hrs late but when we got to JFK we were rushed onto a waiting plane & arrived at Heathrow & after waiting at the carousel found out our luggage was still in JFK ( complete with coats) and we had to travel home by train ( think freezing cold stations) in light summer clothes. Only plus side was that they couriered our cases home

Going for some "guaranteed" winter sun in Lanzarote and ending up jamming towels under the door to stop the rain flooding in. Sheltering in bars watching the water stream down the road. A very wet week!!

When I was eighteen, three of us went to Spain in a bubble car! (This was the sixties). Everything was fine on the way there but we found the coast road on the Costa Brava extremely hairy. Hairpin bends clinging to steep cliffs. Fortunately we decided to cross the Pyrenees using the main route as one of the three wheels of the bubble car fell off and we lost control.

Well, was in New Zealand and at the airport a 'sniffer' dog went crazy at my bag, instantly was surrounded by heavily armed police and taken to a side room. A nectarine ( I thought I had eaten them) had rolled into the corner. They believed me and was 'let off ' with a $200 fine.
At Los Angeles I got singled out of the queue and taken to where they had a machine thingy, they then produced a piece of sticky tape which they rubbed my clothes and bag, then put it in the thingy. 'What are you doing' ?said I , testing for explosives said they! 'Why Me? ' said I
'Oh its random ' said they!!

When DH and I were 19, and engaged, we hired car and went to Cornwall for 5 days. We stayed at a B&B and it rained for 3 days. On the fourth day I went down with Chicken Pox and we had to drive home to London. I felt awful,spots were developing by the minute and I had a high temperature. We nearly reached London, when the car broke down on the South Circular. Eventually my dad came in his car to rescue us. We have never been back to Cornwall.

My holiday disaster is that I wrote a post, but it has disappeared

Has to be the time we went to France. Driving back to ferry were hit by a deer. Car radiator smashed. Recovery truck driver spoke no English. Ended up at a garage near our starting point. French holiday- no hire car for miles. Taxi to hire car. Left hand drive automatic. Missed ferry. Booked on later one. Drove at silly speed to Calais. Entered through cargo doors as passenger doors shut. Taxi at Dover at the wrong time due to time difference. Go to Heathrow for hire car. Error with hire car- none available. Give us anything!! Heathrow to York in Fiesta. Glad to be home.

Er, what is the question please, or am I missing something? I do see an instruction