Offer to buy him a few new tailored suits, shirts etc., send him off to the beauty parlour to get tidied up, all expenses paid by you of course as you're obviously so worried about his appearance. Make sure you tell them how you want him to look by the end.
Perhaps elocution lessons, deportment and a good course on personal grooming? Hand-made shoes always make a difference my Dad used to say.
That'll stop him being smug but sadly, his illegitimacy cannot be corrected.
Holidays - familiar or new places?


