My first name, which is becoming more popular nowadays due to the resurgence of old fashioned names, has been described as classic, elegant and timeless - so, not like me at all.
I use my middle name because it's short, plain and simple - if I could also include 'overweight' in there it's pretty much a descriptor for who I am. 
Your username explains how you die , how do you die?
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