My first name, which is becoming more popular nowadays due to the resurgence of old fashioned names, has been described as classic, elegant and timeless - so, not like me at all.
I use my middle name because it's short, plain and simple - if I could also include 'overweight' in there it's pretty much a descriptor for who I am. 
Water shortages and hosepipe bans
Rupert Lowe and the “rowers” haha
Reducing contact because my heart just isn't in it.



