My lower jaw is wired, pinned, possibly even bionic! I did set the alarms off one time at Charles De Gaulle, but trying to explain to the security person was not easy! I ended up being "patted down", but as they couldn't find anything about my person, they had to let me through.
(Luckily they didn't find the stash of diamonds hidden within my chicken fillet bra inserts, or the high quality cocaine that I was smuggling inside an apparently normal incontinence pad
And I think we should all keep quiet about the hemorrhoid suppositories.)