Please please please help. Does anyone know where DH's sunglasses are?

We always ask the house poltergeist to return things- you'd be surprised how often it works.

Well this is reassuring, I am not alone. I have well earned reputation for leaving my belongings here there and everywhere.

Could the sunglasses be under my baby grandson's car seat? That's where my mobile turned up, without me ever going anywhere in their car with them that day.

Bedside drawer, under a lot of other stuff? In side pocket in suitcase ? Probably on the first place you looked!

You will have checked all his outdoor jackets, anoraks etc and their inside pockets?
DH keeps his sunglasses in the car glove box but I know you have already checked that. It's a certainty that they will turn up once you stop looking!

I expect his presciption has changed anyway Stansgran!

They could be in the same place as my prescription Varifocals (although I think someone filched mine from a cafe table in Sliema - I expect they had a shock when they tried them! Hope they tripped over a paving slab [naughtythought])

I should have said reactolite varifocals
(cost more than any other specs I have ever had)

Surely, they are somewhere with MY husband's sunglasses!

obviously there is an alternative universe entirely filled with sunglasses. I only buy cheap ones so many of mine have cleared off there.

They are with all the pens and single socks

The alternative universe sends back rubber bands and paper clips, to me...

- and pencils

OK who out there is getting the sunglasses? Come clean!

If you get a couple of pairs of specs AlieOxon, they're mine.

They are with all the pens and single socks
I'll just go and check the bag in my airing cupboard .....

Not there, sorry!!

I only buy cheap ones so many of mine have cleared off there, well I used to until I found I couldn't see very far and I couldn't see to read menus!!

I need one of those granny chains to wear around my neck, but I may end up looking like an old granny.