How many Grandads do we have?

jeni are you brave enough to volunteer?
I'm far too busy drooling over Roger F and Raffa

I think Pete and gramps know nellie well enough, to know that if the wine has all gone when she gets back there will be consequences!

Over who? I don't remember those names on GN!

jeni Tut!

I can only watch the shed until 7-30 as the football is on. Key is under the plant-pot. There is a half-full bottle of white in the fridge, thought I'd sample it as the label looked dodgy ..... seems fine..

Sounds as though there isn't much wine for nellie to come back to, then!

There are two cases Anagram....but tell everyone....

Yes! Nut cases called Pete and gramps!

Tell everyone?

This forum is getting odder by the minute!

Should be don't
... that wine is strong... Fancy a glass jeni

Take care of yourself nellie (((hugs)))

Yes, and stop trying to wheedle your way into jeni's affections, Pete. She isn't just anyone's for a glass of wine, you know! (I don't think...)

Definetly not!
It would take several bottles of the widow, with real beluga caviar sor cream and blinis.
I don't come cheap

Any chance for me, with TWO bottles of Chablis?I've got three recycled plastic tumblers! Of coarse Pete's invited. I've heard about a certain persons problems with lemonade, let alone diluted white wine!! ( I hear it is diluted with SCHVELENSKIS SUPEROCTANE VODKA, c OR k can be used.)

Quite right too!

There once was a young fella called Clem
Who tatood on his head with a pen
when his friends asked him "why?"
He replied with a sigh
"I thought it would help me learn ZEN"!

My post was in reply to yours, jeni - for the avoidance of doubt!

ANAGRAM - a name within which to conjure,
I fail even with kiddies crosswords plain,
Me poor old mind's a-wander.

I'm tired!
Work tomorrow!
Champagne would be lovely to come home to!
Forget the extras
Just the caviar which I adore!

Night all!

Night, jeni (I hope you're not propositioning Pete )

Only if he satisfies my desires?

I'm saying nothing!

gramps have we any Champagne at the back of the shed? Think a small party is called for! Anagram your invited!

Phew am knackered worn out.....any wine left for little ole me.....missed me little gang of merry men and womenxxxxx

gramps a rhyme for you from me
There was a man called Ghandi
Who into the pub for a shandy
He picked up his loin cloth
To wipe off the froth
And Lilo Lil said
blimey that's 'andy