Strangest knitted/crocheted Items.

My son has crocheted several animal heads as gifts; a hare, a stag, a zebra and little mice for me. Google crocheted animal heads. He also designed and crocheted his own cushions.

wow love all these. The work that must have gone into the hiddeous onesies.

I love crochet and knitting but I think I need a bottle of brain bleach after the balm container.

Google Mohair Fetish at your peril!

1974cookie , Thankyou , I will have another look online and persevere with granny squares, it looks easy I know but I can't get the chains round the the corners, it ends up either a circle or a triangle shape, but never square, ?

Oh but crocheted ties were very fashionable back in the 70s! Laughable now, of course

When I was young I was always fascinated with my doctors ties, he looked like a mad professor at the best of times, but wasn’t helped by the fact that his wife knitted his ties, really bright and very 70s if you know what mean. Lovely man though, best doctor ever.

Or what about this lip balm cosy?

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Anyone fancy making one of these for the man in your life?

I knitted DD1 an armadillo instead of a teddy.

Search etsy, I think the crocheted reusable sanitary protection is the best ?

Lilypop go online. Trust me, it is so easy.

I wish I could crochet granny squares, I have tried so many times and I just can't get the turning corner bit, I have watched videos, bought the book, still can't ,

I think any men chancing on this thread whether sons-in-law, sons or DHs should be afraid, very afraid !

My Gran knitted me a swimming costume- very pretty but not at all practical. I can still remember the shame of coming out of the outdoor pool at a local park with the crotch below my knees and the neckline just on my hips. We did laugh about it in her later years. (I was approximately 6 /7 years old btw)

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I've just finished a crocheted fish drawstring bag.
How about these onesies, I could probably make one if you're interested. ??

My daughter sent me the pattern for a knitted vagina! I haven’t knitted it yet.....

Brilliant. Mind you, if they are anything like my Granny Squares which have a tendency to unravel.....??.

Beware- this MIL can do “Granny Squares” !