Time to go and paint me plinths, I think.
Nice meeting you Ethel, give my regards to Sherman.
Ps. I really think you have to get a tattoo now, just to prove yourself. 
Do you have any favourite relaxing TV series or films?
if your recycling or rubbish collections days are Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday


so If I were you Ethel I would go do whatever you want and have a lot of fun at the same time - Life’s too short not to

