Not Hermes as this was quite a few years ago now.
Knock on the door and presented with a package the shape of a wedge of cheese. i.e. flat one end rising to a peak the other.
This was once a china serving dish. As he gave it to me it rattled alarmingly. I said I wasn't go to accept it. He then told me the fork lift had driven over it at the depot but they decided to deliver it anyway.....huh!!
Anyone else struggle with this?


