Never mind the cocktail cabinet!

Hang on I'll just check down the back of the sofa !

May have it in spare change, wait while I count it up!

Never mind the asking price - imagine how much the upkeep would be!

Beautiful house and gardens though.

Too many windows to wash so I'll pass

Where are the guests, I wonder, while Steph and Dom are watching telly for Gogglebox?

And who cooks breakfast?

I only ask because tonight Dom spent a good five minutes of the programme shouting, 'Anyone want a s**g?

I've stayed there and it's lovely ( pre goggle box). There really is a complementary bar and whiskey and sherry in the room. And vodka on the breakfast buffet!

What a magnificent house and I do think they are the so funny they seem very down to earth to me with their witty comments,did they also appear on Four in a Bed the programme where owners of B&Bs stay at each others properties it certainly is a very up market B&B the decoration is delighful & gardens to die for they must have a few staff to keep it so nice.