Mrs. P's new bikini

Well you'd certainly need an all over tan to wear those..

I think I'll pass

Yikes, those bikini bottoms look extremely uncomfortable!

(no need to worry about camel-toe, though...)

The thought of where sand could end up . . . !!

My thought was, were would you keep your car keys ?

Where

In your handbag of course - women don't usually have pockets in their swimwear anyway!

Of coursed, what a silly billy I am, I suppose that where they will also keep their modesty ?

Think they've had a "modesty bypass" pompa

A game of beach volleyball could be entertaining.

And painful!

I am not sure I would bother because too many bits would dig in. All is on show anyway, I would empty the beach quickly so would have it all to myself.

Waste of time wearing them. Take Mrs P to a naturist beach.

Ouch!

Three old pennies would cover all. Why bother with the bikinis?

Charleygirl, now there's a thought next time the beach is too crowded.

I have found my version to match Mrs. P's. You will have to serach for it yourself, if I posted the link,I would be banned.
One thought, the fit may be variable ???

In the interests of sexual quality, I protest.

Sexual 'quality', petallus?

I think they put the bottoms on back to front

Showed them to Mr.hjj. He raised an eyebrow and said

and said ????? don't keep us in suspense.

My view is "why bother", it definitely is not a good look, better without anything except Chanel 5.

Definitely pass.

Three sticking plasters would be cheaper and probably less painful!

What is the point? To look sexy? Or to get more tan? Neither work.