My gripes for clothing is as follows:
Tie strings in tops, why? we are not little girls who like a bow round their back. If I really like the top I have to open the side seams, remove ties and machine back up....what a faff.
Cap sleeves, definitely a no no.
Crop tops, likewise
Low cut that allows vast expanse of cleavage
What I like and surprisingly difficult to come by:
3/4" length sleeves
Tops that cover the bottom
Jersey material with give
Style that skims the bumpy bits
Giorgia Meloni Gives Trump Both Barrels!
keep away from all pubs this coming wednesday



. There are hardly any stylish dresses on the market with sleeves to cover the batwings unless they are made of crimplene and would fit your granny and I hate dresses which come with waist stringy things. I don't like to look like a sack of potatoes tied in the middle and always cut them off. When it comes to swimwear, I really think I should do a Nigella Lawson and wear a full length burkha outfit.... 


