Pam Ayres has penned her own take on the PM's visit to Donald Trump:
'On meeting Mr. President, Poor Mrs. May must quake, Which part of her anatomy, Will he decide to shake?'
I'm sure we can all add a bit to that.....
Avoiding his advances will require nerves of steel
She could always try Karate with a well-aimed kitten heel.
Any more advice?
My dad spent 40 years mastering his craft, and last week someone half his age told him how to eat.😠
do you still buy BBC radio times?
