Come on, admit it frank you're just waiting to see if a GN'er shows an interest, then you can suddenly offer to be her "fancy man" (ooh how I love that antiquated phrase!)
What an awful lot of money for such a dull and uninteresting looking property. Do you think it is on the market because the last owner was driven to such deep despair by the colourless interior he jumped from his balcony? His wardrobe was probably full of matching black and grey clothes.
You would think if you had this kind of money you could afford to buy taste.
What a colourless empty space to live in. Not a home - no brightness, no comfort, no books, paintings, ornaments, no evidence of hobbies, of anyone doing anything in the rooms.
You'd have to pay me an awful lot of money to live there! I kept expecting Donald Trump to loom up in one of the photos. I don't think I'd quite fit in with my comfy trousers and ravelled jumpers.