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Bellanonna Wed 13-Dec-17 10:27:19

There once was a three legged dog
Who tried to catch a big frog
But it was to speedy
And the dog being needy
It hopped off into the bog

There once was a Santa called Joe

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Bathsheba Wed 13-Dec-17 10:36:22

There once was a Santa called Joe
Who tied his beard up in a bow

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SheilaDenton69 Wed 13-Dec-17 11:07:31

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FarNorth Wed 13-Dec-17 12:12:01

There once was a Santa called Joe
Who tied his beard up in a bow
He thought "My, that's pretty"

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CherryHatrick Wed 13-Dec-17 14:07:28

There once was a Santa called Joe
Who tied his beard up in a bow
He thought "My, that's pretty"
And it won't get so spitty

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MissAdventure Wed 13-Dec-17 14:35:47

There once was a Santa called Joe
Who tied his beard up in a bow
He thought "My, that's pretty"
And it won't get so spitty
At night when I suck my big toe!

A Christmas tree fairy called flo

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Luckygirl Wed 13-Dec-17 18:32:48

A Christmas tree fairy called flo
Wings waving and face all aglow

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FarNorth Wed 13-Dec-17 22:08:41

A Christmas tree fairy called flo
Wings waving and face all aglow
Thought she'd fly off to France

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Rosieroe Wed 13-Dec-17 22:21:14

A Christmas tree fairy called Flo
Wings waving and face all aglow
Thought she’d fly off to France
With the hope of romance

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Jangran99 Wed 13-Dec-17 23:31:06

A Christmas tree fairy called Flo
Wings waving and face all aglow
Thought she’d fly off to France
With the hope of romance
And thus found her wonderful beau

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Jangran99 Wed 13-Dec-17 23:33:10

I've written a letter to Santa

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Rosieroe Thu 14-Dec-17 00:11:24

I’ve written a letter to Sandra
And in it I’ve asked for some Fanta

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Rosieroe Thu 14-Dec-17 00:12:57

Ha ha - auto correct! Santa - not Sandra

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FarNorth Thu 14-Dec-17 10:26:52

I've written a letter to Santa
And in it I've asked for some Fanta
Other drinks can be found

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JackyB Thu 14-Dec-17 11:50:09

I've written a letter to Santa
And in it I've asked for some Fanta
Other drinks can be found
There are several around

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Squiffy Thu 14-Dec-17 11:57:36

I've written a letter to Santa
And in it I've asked for some Fanta
Other drinks can be found
There are several around
We can drink and enjoy silly banter.

Now what have I done with the fairy>

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FarNorth Thu 14-Dec-17 12:03:03

Now what have I done with the fairy?
The plum duff? And present for Mary?

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CherryHatrick Thu 14-Dec-17 14:47:51

Now what have I done with the fairy?
The plum duff? And present for Mary?
Did I buy brandy snaps?

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JackyB Thu 14-Dec-17 17:14:13

Now what have I done with the fairy?
The plum duff? And present for Mary?
Did I buy brandy snaps?
Are all presents in wraps?

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CherryHatrick Thu 14-Dec-17 17:21:09

Now what have I done with the fairy?
The plum duff? And present for Mary?
Did I buy brandy snaps?
Are all presents in wraps?
My worries are quite arbitrary!

The lights on my tree just keep flashing

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Luckygirl Thu 14-Dec-17 17:22:49

Now what have I done with the fairy?
The plum duff? And present for Mary?
Did I buy brandy snaps?
Are all presents in wraps?
Yes - I'll just settle down with a sherry.

There was a small bright carol singer

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Squiffy Thu 14-Dec-17 17:34:24

The lights on my tree just keep flashing
They're causing a lot of tooth gnashing

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FarNorth Thu 14-Dec-17 20:48:28

Luckygirl was there first, Squiffy.

There was a small bright carol singer
Who really was going her dinger!

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Squiffy Thu 14-Dec-17 20:59:24

No FarN, Cherry was!! I followed on from her first line tchsmile

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Bathsheba Thu 14-Dec-17 22:48:59

The lights on my tree just keep flashing
They're causing a lot of tooth gnashing
The fairy's head's aching

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