I really should be the CEO of one of our large utility suppliers.
BT, EDF, Sky, British Gas - you name it - I can fix it for you.
When customers phone you and every time they do so whatever day, whatever time, whatever month, whatever year they get a message telling them -
"We are experiencing a high volume of calls and it may take some time...blah blah blah"
they get really, really frustrated. Especially when their bills keep rising and your shareholders get richer.
I've got the answer!
Employ more staff and update your telephone system.
Thank you, have a nice day.
Good Morning Sunday 26th July 2026
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NEW - "New Limerick Thread II 2016" (following New Limerick Thread
What medical conditions seem more common now than when you were growing up?

