There's a neighbour in his garden power washing the patio, very noisily. It's been going on for approx. 2.5 hours. He's a man-child with a Godawful noisy toy to 'play' with.
Looking down at him from the bedroom window and the silly grin on his stupid face says it all - he's utterly ecstatic!
Later, he'll be out and about with his brand new sit-on mower, showing off. And it's only an average suburban back garden. He could cut the bloody grass with dressmaking scissors, for crying out loud.
Live over 225 miles away from family
Good Morning Wednesday 29th July 2026
Burnham to tell schools in England to adapt teaching to local business needs- what do you think?
