The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Australians.
The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Australians.
The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Australians.
The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Australians.
The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Australians.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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