What comedian used to say this?

Arthur askey ?

It sounds a bit like Stanley Unwin.

Bye lowes ? Never heard that one it does sound Stanley Unwinish though

There was a man who did that jumbled up type speech and often did monologues on, I think Esther Rantzen's programme, ages ago, can't remember his name though, but that line you quoted rings a bell.

Stanley Unwin

Stanley Unwin certainly rings a bell!

No idea, sorry. Think it’s a bit before my time.

Cyril Fletcher was on “That's Life” with Esther Rantzen. It might have been him?

It was Stanley Unwin.

Stanley Unwin.
If I've copied this link correctly, you should hear him say it at the end of the clip.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=NDUCYLZhP58

Sorry, Kenneth Williams says it but it was Unwin's line.

Goldyloppers trittly-how in the early mordy, and she falolloped down the steps. Oh unfortunade for cracking of the eggers and the sheebs and the buttery full-falollop and graze the knee-clappers. So she had a Vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healy huff and that was that.

yquotes.com/quotes/stanley-(comedian)-unwin/#ixzz71BDstmwn

Sounds like Stanley Unwin

Thanks v much! I have put Dbro out of his misery!

Lucca

Arthur askey ?

I meant Stanley unwin!!

Who`s Stanley Unwin please ?.

Professor Stanley Unwin, used to talk gobbledy gook, but you could always tell what he was on about. He`ll be long gone now, sadly, I liked him.

Thank you Hellogirl1.
I shall google his name and learn.

Stanley Unwin.