Its a quiet Monday here at work. I'm bored stiff as the lads are out on site and the phone hasn't rung since 10am !
I have all the lights on and its black dark outside. Looks like there's a storm a comin'...… I'm picking the older DGC up from school at 3.15 and have no coat so will no doubt end up soaked to the skin. Might rummage around and see if I can find a high vis knocking around.
What's it like where you are?
Why can't I wear this to a wedding?
The land is dry, and the people are ...stupid?
Hexham - is it a nice place to retire to - cousin retiring there?


Ooooer. (Over-active imagination)
Maybe we have all been transported to some kind of parallel universe?
Then a friend who talked at me for half an hour.