Or whichever advert it was.
So now, every time I do a bit of "tunic tugging" or whatever similar term you used in your recent advert, people will assume that I'm wearing some sort of incontinence protection, rather than trying to either:
A) Attempt to cover up the fact that in an absent minded moment I put on the jeans that have sort of "gone" on the seam, but should be ok for gardening in.
B) Am trying (and probably failing) to cover the ever increasing expanse of my bottom!
Of course, when I have a cough, or think I might be prone to a sneezing fit, or there is a chance that I might be invited to an impromptu trampolining session, then there is a slight chance that I may consider some sort of knicker lining, but until then, stop it!
Girls grammars in the 60s (and beyond)
Favourite small treat when feeling blue or conversely a bit flush


