Taken aback - what would you have done?

a continuous stream you say?

Obviously no prostate problems then!

I do not think I would have been taken aback - many is the time when I have been caught short and wished I had a suitable organ to have a quick pee somewhere.

Reminds me of the joke about the little girl out and about and she saw a little boy pee up a tree - she looked at it thoughtfully, then said "What a very useful thing to take on a picnic!"

I'd have done nothing - what did you do?

You could have made a comment that he was actually peeing into someone's garden.

However, if you had startled him or made him turn round mid flow......

I'd have just carried on, not in the least surprised by the continuing amorality of this nation.

Another thread about toilet habits?

We live near a pub. Many's the time I've seen men peeing in my garden.
I find it revolting. What can you do?

Was he French?? Or didn't you ask.

Did he have a string of onions around his neck?
That would have been a strong clue if he was French.

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A bike with a basket on the front with du pain, du boursin in it, maybe?

It happens a lot around here, it`s usually East European men, apparently it`s the done thing where they come from, not very nice when it`s down our passage though.

I d have done nothing, but I d rather a pee than the bxxxxx dollop of runny cat poo in my garden planter today

Ignore it. Minor problem in my view

What would you have done?
I'd have hung on and tried to find a public loo.

Men have it so easy.

Yes men do have it easy. God is definitely biased.
I would have done nothing and I know its a small problem but I think its disgusting.

Isn't it an offence to urinate in public?

It certainly is offensive. I too think it's disgusting.

Its foul.

What would you have done?
Taken the piss out of him!

Say loudly “ ooh that reminds me, must get some chipolatas.”

Day6. Yes it is an offence to pee in a public place. However , yo can do a n’number 2’ as long and you do not expose yourself.

Callgirl - so sorry about your passage.

Ugh! At least it will get washed away with the winter rain. We have a lot to do with French folk. Once, in a city, one of the (v smart middle aged) French men was just going to pee in a sort of entry alongside M&S! I am well used to the French thinking this is normal but I said to him “hang on there are toilets in the store” His reply was he wouldn’t be long he was just peeing!!