Must buy more trousers.......with larger pockets

I use my bra like an inside pocket, loose change, lippy......

When changing money in Forex. The bra was an ideal stashing place.

Tho in a hot sweaty place, it had to be removed PDQ

merlot I'm spitting coffee

DD shoves her phone down her bra as do lots of people I believe, can't say I've ever 'stored' anything there apart from a tissue.

Merlot

DD3 stores her phone in her bra too. My Nan used to store everything in her bra; money, handkerchief, lipstick, comb, hair pins. Admittedly, there was plenty of room!

Blimey, kitty. Comb AND hairpins?

Dog biscuits don't seem such a bad option after all even if I'm still finding crumbs.

You need some combat trousers, the ones with all the pockets in the legs, and reinforced knees.

Good idea, hildajenniJ. I wonder if they make them with reinforced knees that catapult you back into a standing position.

I like combat trousers with lots of pockets in them but it is difficult to find them for women these days. They were all the rage once. I don't want them with wide legs, stylish ones if that's possible. Anyone know where to get them?

My bra is often lined with dog poo bags......... whichmight explain my single status..................

My granny used to wear bloomers. They were down to her knees. She stored hankies etc., in the leg of her drawers! Imagine my embarrassment as a child, when I brought friends into our garden to play, and grannies bloomers were hanging on the clothesline for all to see.

I've never thought of storing anything in my bra, there's no room. I'm already an E cup - it would have to be pretty large to make room for other stuff.

Aunty Mary had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers,
It departed when she f***ed,
To a round of applause.

merlotgran

I have a couple of aprons with big pockets on the front. They are brilliant for stashing all your gardening/cleaning/dog-walking gear.
Not very smart, but I for one don't give a monkey's chuckle!

My mum used to wear a watch with an elastic strap to hold her hanky. My kids love the fact that she wore it after the watch stopped working "because it was useful"

My mother used to store her [many] keys, her ciggies, lighter and a hankie! She would then spend ages patting herself to find whichever it was she needed/wanted...
I just keep a tissue, [or notes when needed] train tickets, a debit card or whatever is needed at the time.
We have had some funny looks. I wonder why?

When I read the thread title I though you must be confessing to being a shoplifter merlot

I often bung stuff in an apron with large pockets. The one thing which I often mislay is my mobile phone and I regularly drive myself berserk wondering where the devil I left it last - stomping out of the living room, into the kitchen, little loo downstairs, upstairs to the ironing board, bedroom, larger loo, blimey - and back down again. Check all surfaces, pockets. Sometimes I have to phone myself and listen out for the ring tone. It can't be just me.

It's a wonder the post man didn't crash his van.

If I'm wearing something without pockets I also use my bra when I take the dog for a walk. Door key in one cup, doggy bag in the other!

I'd like to think that if I fell over in the garden the two JRs would bark, Lassie style, and attract attention to my plight.

Far more likely there'd be a race to dive down my front and snaffle the biscuits.

My DM once smuggled a travelling alarm clock down her cleavage. Glad it didn't go off when went through Customs!

Rohan walking trousers have capacious pockets or you could wear a bum bag.

I've hatched several cracked eggs, rescued from under the broody hen, down my bra, also revived chilled and near dead chicks in the same way!