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Well, surely that must be against Elf & Safety!

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phoenix Tue 11-Oct-16 21:14:32

Just glanced up from doing Very Important Stuff on the Hudl, (aka as looking at GN wink ) to see a horse galloping through a hospital ward!

I hope it was naked below the elbows and had done the necessary with Hibiscrub (or whatever they use these days)

Was it house trained? Had the hospital manager check on the right to work in the UK? Had there been some sort of assessment with regard to understanding of both spoken and written English? It looked like a Hanoverian to me, but might have been part Arab.

But most alarmingly, there seemed to be no evidence of a lanyard with I.D. attachedshock

Surely questions should be asked about security procedures at that hospital? It would seem that any Tom, Dick or Neddy could just stroll in!

But weirdly, not one person, either patient or member of staff, seemed to even notice it's presence!! shock

Should we be looking into inappropriate drug use within the NHS? Or, perhaps it was a private hospital, where horses on the ward are an optional extra?

I'm also a bit concerned about the apparent current prevalence of strangely dressed men twerking in multi storey car parks, and silly young men attempting to balance pencils on their noses in furniture shops..............

Ana Tue 11-Oct-16 21:16:47

You're watching too many adverts, phoenix!

Wobblybits Tue 11-Oct-16 21:18:22

Phew -- adverts - thought she had been at those magic mushrooms.

Christinefrance Tue 11-Oct-16 21:19:24

Oh dear phoenix think you are suffering from TV overload, there are treatments available. I prescribe a large G & T and rest in a darkened room.

phoenix Tue 11-Oct-16 21:28:40

Well, at least that woman who was telling her friends about her problems with hard bowel movements seems to moved on, although the one who laughs indulgently about the havoc wreaked on her emulsions walls needs a bit of a talking to.

They won't necessarily grow up to be Banksy, so get a grip and buy them some A2 paper and an easel.

phoenix Tue 11-Oct-16 23:04:03

Typos, typos everywhere, but not an edit button to be had.........

Crafting Wed 12-Oct-16 19:06:39

"Well at least that woman who was telling her friends about her problems with hard bowel movements seems to have moved on"
.....thank goodness things have "moved on", (sigh of relief) if she was still constipated after all this time we could have reached an explosive situation grin