Story Time ( game)

A long long time ago when this lighthouse first came into being ..

"Well, moi dearie, it were long, long ago when oi were nobbut a lass. Squire Jacob it were who had moved into the old Manor House with his good lady and three strapping sons, Aiden, Tom and George. Good looking lads they were too.. We used to see young Aiden helping with the scything, and Tom, he had a nice a**e on him too, but young George, he used to stand around all day just a-drinking coffee.
Well, one day, round about harvest ........"

..time,I were standing in the field, looking seductive like and twiddling me gunnystacks, when what should be a comin' around the corner but a girt big.........

Black dog drooling at the mouth. Grabbing me skirts I runs as fast as me trembling skinny legs would take me.
Peeking out from behind haystack ...

Was Wee Willie Winkie, in his nightgown, getting ready to run through the town.

...but he dropped his candle and set fire to the haystack. The flames could be seen from the town...

and also by Professor Parsons the well known escapologist. It gave him an idea...

.... that he should escape from the fire, and quickly, by running away. Unfortunately as he did so he bumped into Little Miss Muffet and knocked her clean off her tuffet. Her curds and whey went everywhere but at least it scared away the spider which had sat down beside her........

with a novel called Web of Lies, he had just got to the part where the giant was.....

....climbing down the beanstalk to see what all the commotion was about. He stepped into a pile of curds and shouted ....

.......WTF is a beanstalk doing in a lighthouse, I'm off to find Demelza and .........

Ask her for some weed killer. So off he went with a skip to Demelza's house.
A very unusual house as it was made out of ginger bread...

.....to match the colour of her hair. But the giant got lost as his SATNAV was out of charge and he ended up ..........

......eating all the gingerbread and falling asleep. When he awoke .........

He found himself staring into the eyes of a larger than life pussy cat wearing boots! ...

... that he had just purchased from the online shopping channel, he was going to buy them from ....

...a CATalogue (see what I did there) but the online shopping channel were doing a bogof......

...and he bought a black pair of boots and a gold pair of boots so he could take part in Strictley.......

Forbidden to dance, so he dared the Last Tago.

Tango in .....

......Stoke on Trent and dislocated his .......

He was now c list celebrity even though he had once played the lead in cats.
Strictly was his last chance to get a PURfect 10
Poor puss he had forgootton how catty...

(Especially now with a dislocated tail)

.......the other felines could be, with a whisk of his dislocated tail he was transported to........