We had a new shower room fitted eight months ago and for quite a while I've been disappointed that the water hasn't been draining away very efficiently from the shower tray despite me regularly cleaning the trap so this morning I thought I'd get down on my hands and knees to see if something was causing a blockage.
I lifted out the cover which catches hairs etc., removed the inner cup thingy and saw what looked like a wodge of black slime so I donned me Marigolds, stuck my finger inside the drainhole and pulled out...... a badly decomposed baby RAT!

It had obviously swum up the drain months ago. I've heard of them coming in through toilet bowls so thank God it could get no further.
I've never seen anything so revolting. DH can jolly well clean the shower trap next time!!
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