Is there anything around today, that you consider, has been accorded far more gravitas than it actually deserves.
Football maybe?
Fashion - I'm thinking of catwalk shows where solemn face c'lebs gather and gawp as if they are about to experience the second coming. Instead of some emaciated person parading up and down in a stupid frock!
Daughter not allowed to know new baby’s name until she visits him




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