A four line poem

Four lines take so little time
It's just finding words to rhyme
So here are my four
Anyone got any more?

Christmas is gone
And New Year too
And all my friends
Are down with flu

I must not be tempted
Pedant that I am
To nitpick when nobody
Else gives a damn!

(not a comment about any of the previous pomes, of course...)

The weather is cold
So I'm staying inside,
Snuggling up on the sofa
This is where I will hide

I've tried so hard
But I can't do this.
Can't think of a verse
And I need a p---

Sorry

Hahaha!!

Hope your urgent need is gone
And you have a feeling of relief
There's nothing worse than hanging on
Then struggling with your briefs!

(Sorry as well!)

When its dark and cold
And you're feeling old
You need to pee
Instantly!

DH wants a kiss
But I need the loo
jings needs a p---
And I do too.....but only coz *jings put the thought in my head

It must be contagious
To make it to the loo
'Cos after reading all these posts
I've been off there too!

The four line poem
Could turn out to be
Lots of rude verses
About the lav-a-tory

Crafting

My friend Dick
told me about this thing
that would raise my pri spirits
found one in the shed, a ring

My goodness, how salacious and naughty
Let's hope that no one will be too haughty
To have a laugh as we head to the loo-
Come on, bet you need to go too!

Pompa, tell us more
Or not - I'm not sure
Would MrsP mind,
Or has love made her blind?

LOL, her eyesight can't be too good, she married me.

It's masturbating
That makes you blind
With pompa's ring
No need she'll find

A four line poem was in Newist's mind
Some humour and wit she hoped she would find
But with Galen and Pompa on the subject of rings
Her thread has been highjacked to sexual things!

Who'd have thought !
Oh my gosh
Who could write such smut ?
Our Galen, whom I thought so posh.

So it isn't 'my precious'
That's lurking in the shed
But something much more interesting
Is that what Pompa said?

Posh? What me?
Know me better and you'll see
Medics have the smuttiest minds
You could ever hope to find