Pete's Sports Bar.

Hooray hooray,but is there a room without a big screen.I come to the Bar to get away from all that. The usual please Pete about 8.30pm.

I do like the open fire, very homely. I also like peace and quiet. My probem is that I do not drink and drive and you are a distance away.

Hi Pete bet you thought I wouldn't notice you had moved premises didn't you but I found you in the end
Are you still needing catering services for the big match days if so just say the word.

Pete I do hope you've got the right 'sports' I noticed the poles and the extra tables in the cellar!

I don't think Ana is going to like twerking or more football!

Well, I certainly won't be doing any twerking, Lona! I wonder who Pete's got in mind for the pole dancing...?

Ana I've got a feeling it will be that Mel person again the one with the short shorts and the rather long legs !!

I don't know, but I saw a couple of red and white nipple tassles and some red sparkly thongs behind the bar!
They were too small for Pete.

What sort of real ale do you sell?
Mick

He has various guest ales, Mick I think this weeks might be Scabby Scrogbottom.

Goodness, what are the ingredients for that

Apparently it's a trade secret Newist it comes from an artisan micro brewery that has been in the same family for generations. It is believed, however, that ferrets are involved somewhere.

And don't forget gramps' holey long-johns, phoenix. They seem to have gone missing from the swill bucket...

Ana they "hopped" into the amber necture when it was fermenting (scouse humour)

That's what I was afraid of, glamma!

It all makes sense now. DH used to have Ferrets, They do get everywhere

Well, from what I've heard (arms crossed, head nodding sagely) Pete likes nothing better than a bit of ferreting!

There you go then, QED!

The regulars like their beer to have a bit of body!

Mick ...Fursty Ferret is on Fursdays!. We also have Boddingtons...Black Sheep...Old Peculier is always a favorite and Wobbly Bob. Guest beers as and when!

Annsixty ....the small snug with open fire has a telly but we can switch it off if you want P n Q.

Charleygirl ...We have a guest room for punters that get pis a little 'merry' ..(reasonable rates)! so no problem!

Lona ...the 'extra poles' you saw are helping me sort the cellar out ............and how did phoenix sneak in?!

Yes Glam your nibbles are an asset to the bar!

(Opening night is tomorrow as I'm knackered today)

Indoor bowls..............better than nothing I suppose.

My, you must be either desperate or seriously addicted!

Both

Nothing wrong with bowls, I prefer mine filled with cashew nuts though.