Well, I wouldn't bother to read it now unless you have a good sense of humour. Completely off the rails, it is
. By 'eck!
PS that expression, "See that....?" is a Scottish way of saying "You know that....?" #justsayin'
If you lost your phone/bag whilst out, how would you………




Go on, just for the next
and
. A girl needs to top her energy levels. 